Got on the bus this morning behind the usual collection of Eastern Europeans coming into the City to scab benefits and college kids spouting rubbish.
Went to go upstairs and in front of me was an attractive blonde 17 year old wearing a short floaty skirt.
God bless the bus driver because he jolted away from the stop so suddenly that the girl in front tripped up the steps (she was fine), her skirt flew up, and revealed that she had decided to embrace the day commando style. Far from being embarrassed, she brazenly stood up, smoothed her skirt back down, gave me a wink (facial), and went to sit with her giggling friends.
Carlsberg don't do Bus Rides, but if they did...
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Now then Mr.Head, This is not really the kind of thing I want to be reading on your blog is it?!
ReplyDelete'Start the day the right way' ????
You need to start it at home more often... ;-)